NO AUM FEES
A flat $4.99, once. Never a percentage of your assets — the engine earns nothing from keeping you invested, so the analysis has no reason to flatter you.

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WHY TRUST THE DESK
NO AUM FEES
A flat $4.99, once. Never a percentage of your assets — the engine earns nothing from keeping you invested, so the analysis has no reason to flatter you.
NO BROKER LOGIN
Paste text, upload a screenshot, or drop a CSV. The analysis runs on what you show it — no account linking, no credentials, nothing to revoke later.
NO SALES PITCH
Thirty years on the desk, zero products to sell. The report ends with an Action Plan, not a funnel into someone's fund.
Most portfolios are never analyzed — they are accumulated. A position from 2019, a fund a colleague mentioned, a crypto buy from a hot week. Each made sense alone; nobody has checked what they add up to. A portfolio analysis looks at the whole — and the whole is usually riskier than the parts suggest.
The engine checks what a professional would: is your outcome concentrated in too few names, are expense ratios quietly compounding against you, and do your "diversified" holdings actually move as one trade under stress?
A note from the desk: past performance is no guarantee of future results. An analysis maps your current risk — it does not predict returns. Use it to see clearly, then consult a licensed advisor for personalized guidance.
The engine is an AI portfolio analysis tool with a professional’s judgment layered on top. It reads your holdings the way a retired banker would — checking what the numbers actually say about concentration, fees, and overlap — and writes it up in plain language, not a wall of ratios.
It is genuinely free to run: paste your holdings and the free AI portfolio analyzer returns your first findings in about 60 seconds, no signup and no broker login. The complete report — all five findings plus the Action Plan — is a flat one-time unlock, never a subscription.
WHAT THE ENGINE CHECKS
TER × DECADES = THE QUIET LEAK
Expense ratios look harmless at 0.8% — until you compound them over twenty years. The portfolio analysis estimates what your funds actually cost you over a lifetime, in dollars, not percentages.
3 FUNDS ≈ 1 BET
Three funds holding the same 500 stocks is one position wearing three costumes. The engine cross-references holdings to expose duplicate exposure hiding inside fund wrappers.
TOP 2 POSITIONS vs NET WORTH
When two names decide your outcome, that is not conviction — it is unpriced risk. The analysis measures how much of your result rides on how few positions.
WHAT YOUR TRADES SAY ABOUT YOU
A portfolio is a record of decisions. Performance chasing, home bias, loss aversion — the engine reads the pattern behind the positions and names it plainly.
Paste your holdings; the engine runs the five-point read — concentration, fees, overlap, behavior — and returns the findings in 60 seconds. Here’s how that compares with doing it by hand or paying an advisor for the same look.
| METHOD | SPEED | COST | BIAS | ACCURACY |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| DIY Spreadsheet | Hours | Free | Blind spots (yours) | Depends on your formulas |
| This Engine | 60 seconds | Free read | None (data-driven) | Five-point methodology |
| Financial Advisor | Days + appointment | ~1% of assets, yearly | Sells products | Thorough but conflicted |
Analysis backed by our five-point methodology, real fee data, and thirty years of watching where portfolios break — no sales pitch, no commission bias.
// FULL REPORT
Your first findings are free. The complete analysis + Action Plan cost $4.99 — once.
No subscription, no upsell, no percentage of your assets. Pay once and the full report unlocks instantly — it’s already written, so there’s nothing left to wait for.
Paste your holdings (tickers and quantities), upload a screenshot, or drop a CSV into the free tool. In about 60 seconds you get a portfolio analysis covering concentration risk, fee drag, hidden overlap, and behavioral patterns — with the first findings free.
Five findings across concentration, fees, correlation, diversification, and behavior, plus a Final Prognosis and a specific Action Plan. The first sections are free; the complete report is a flat $4.99, one-time payment.
The first findings are free, immediately, with no signup. The full report — all five findings, the Final Prognosis, and the Action Plan — is a flat $4.99, one-time payment. No subscription, no percentage of your assets.
Yes — that is the only way this tool works. There is no account linking. Paste text, upload a screenshot of your positions, or drop a CSV export. The engine analyzes what you show it and stores nothing beyond a 24-hour report window.
Stocks, ETFs, mutual funds, and crypto — in any mix. List them as ticker and quantity (for example, AAPL 150 shares, VTI 500 shares, BTC 0.5) and the engine reads the rest.
The engine applies established financial principles — concentration limits, expense-ratio benchmarks, correlation analysis — to the exact holdings you provide. It is an educational read on your risk exposure, not personalized advice; for that, consult a licensed financial advisor.
Read the findings in order of severity. Common moves: trim oversized positions, replace high-fee funds with low-cost equivalents, and eliminate duplicate exposure. The paid report ends with an Action Plan listing specific rebalancing steps — review it with a licensed advisor before acting.