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Learn: Portfolio Mistakes & Risk Management
Guides, case studies, and data-driven insights to improve your portfolio
Understanding Concentration Risk
5 min readWhy holding too much of one stock can destroy your wealth. The Enron case study shows the dangers of concentrated portfolios.
The Portfolio Echo Chamber
8 min readIdentify fake diversification and hidden correlations. Interactive tools reveal correlation traps before they hurt returns.
The Silent Portfolio Killer
10 min readHow expense ratios and hidden fees compound to drain returns. Calculator shows lifetime impact of 1% fee difference.
Why Missing 10 Best Days Costs You $228K
12 min readMissing just 10 best days from 2000-2024 costs $228,629. Learn why market timing fails and how best days cluster near worst days.
Performance Chasing: Sector Rotation Loses 43%
18 min readEnergy sector: worst 2020, #1 in 2021-22, worst 2023. See the data proving sector rotation fails for 88% of investors.
Portfolio Overlap: The 73% Diversification Trap
12 min read73% of 'diversified' portfolios move together. That $15K loss in 2022? Here's how to spot fake diversification.
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about portfolio roasting
RoastMyPortfolio provides free analysis of your investment portfolio. RoastMyPortfolio identifies hidden costs, concentration risks, correlation issues, and behavioral mistakes. Unlike traditional portfolio reviews, we deliver the truth with surgical precision—no sugarcoating, just actionable insights to help you build a better portfolio.
A good portfolio has proper diversification, low hidden fees, and avoids concentration risks. Our AI analyzes these factors in 60 seconds and delivers a brutally honest assessment. You'll discover if you're chasing hype, paying excessive fees, or holding correlated positions disguised as diversification. Get your free roast to find out.
We examine diversification, correlation risks, fee structures, behavioral patterns, and timing mistakes. The analysis is based on data and proven financial principles, not opinions or speculation.
Yes. Your portfolio data is sent for a one-time analysis and is never stored on our servers. We don't require accounts, track personal data, or retain any information about your holdings. The analysis is completely private and secure.
Paste your holdings as text (e.g., 'AAPL 150 shares'), upload a screenshot, or import a CSV from your broker. Our AI handles any format—just include ticker symbols or fund names with quantities.
We identify structural problems—concentration risk, hidden fees, correlation issues—so you can make informed decisions. We don't give specific buy or sell recommendations. For personalized advice, consult a licensed financial advisor.
The free analysis typically takes 30-60 seconds. Our AI processes your portfolio data, identifies patterns, and generates a comprehensive roast in real-time. Once complete, you'll see the teaser immediately and can unlock the full analysis instantly with payment.
Yes! Each portfolio analysis is independent. Simply click 'Start New Roast' after viewing your results to analyze a different portfolio. There's no limit to how many portfolios you can roast.
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